thesecretworldofarrietty: leave it to adele coming to the grammys looking like a motherfucking heart disease
Our journey is not complete until our wives, our mothers, and daughters can earn...– President Obama, second inaugural address (via barackobama)
timmulkerin: UGH I just watched the newest Misfits which was so good and then Modern Family which was perfect and just so much good TV today you guys
How I got out of doing the dishes
My mom: Do the dishes
Me: *places sock on counter*
My mom: What's this? Why is it here? *hands me the sock*
Me: MASTER HAS GIVEN DOBBY A SOCK!
My mom: wait what?
Me: DOBBY IS A FREE ELF
Me: *runs to room*